Life pro tip: Nobody has it all figured out.

Na na na na na Batman!

Speaker Boehner just said the Senate should get off it’s ass and pass a sequester replacement. The House has not passed a sequester replacement.

Mornings starting out with this keeps me happy. Well besides sex…

fuckinghomepage:

IT’S FUCKING TUESDAY. DID YOU KNOW NO AFRICAN OR SOUTH AMERICAN COUNTRY HAS EVER HOSTED THE OLYMPICS?

LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:

DON’T DOMINATE CONVERSATIONS. ASK MORE THAN YOU ANSWER.

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

FASTEST FUCKING MAN ON EARTH. more»

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT…

theclearlydope:

Boom. Roasted. 

buzzfeed:

Chris Brown sitting down while Frank Ocean receives his award just to remind everyone in America’s he’s the absolute worst.

brunette-b-tch:

i need someone super computer smart to tell me how i get my ipod and iphone synced to this new computer without losing my music. i want the music to transfer onto this itunes but i cant figure it out :/

Really? I’m right here Lacie.